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Coffee quotesCoffee is known worldwide and drunk by many. Coffee is drunk in the morning, in the evening and everything in between. There are several different types of coffee in different qualities. These coffee quotes are for all coffee lovers there may exist out there.

  • Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir
  • A morning without coffee is like sleep. – Author Unknown
  • I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. – Napoleon Bonaparte
  • What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins



  • Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat. – Johann Sebastian Bach
  • No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. – Henry Ward Beecher
  • That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t. – Holden Caufield
  • Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. – Author Unknown
  • I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. – Clark Gable
  • Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. – Author Unknown
  • The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. – Sir James Mackintosh
  • I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. – Flash Rosenberg
  • Coffee is a language in itself. – Jackie Chan
  • As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. – Author Unknown
  • I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover. – Sandra Bullock
  • Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman
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  • “What do you want?”
    “Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” ― Cassandra Clare
  • Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. – Terri Guillemets
  • “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” ― Cassandra Clare
  • Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. – Author Unknown
  • “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” ― Louisa May Alcott
  • Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. – Bob Irwin
  • Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. – Author Unknown
  • “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” ― Terry Pratchett
  • Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend. – Author Unknown
  • Chocolate, men, coffee — some things are better rich. – Author Unknown
  • I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference. – Author Unknown
  • Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams
  • “Black as night, sweet as sin.” ― Neil Gaiman



  • He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something. – Josephine Baker
  • Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Star Trek: Voyager
  • Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. – Author Unknown
  • “I don’t really like coffee, she said, but I don’t really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either. ” ― Brian Andreas
  • Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin! – Author Unknown
  • Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais
  • Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes. – Alexander Pope
  • Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. – Author Unknown
  • There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. – Rian Aditia
  • I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. – Terri Guillemets
  • “Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?” ― Justina Chen
  • Be a coffee-drinking individual — espresso yourself! – Author Unknown
  • Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. – Author Unknown
  • Coffee is a hug in a mug. – Author Unknown
  • “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ” ― Jean Kerr
  • A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. – Author Unknown
  • I make serious coffee — so strong it wakes up the neighbors. – Author Unknown
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  • In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. – Author Unknown
  • “Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.” ― Matty Healy
  • As a rule, I do not approve of messing around with coffee. No sugar, no milk, no chocolate, hazelnuts, cinnamon, no nothing…. Just drink it black, the way God does. – Clay Thompson
  • Coffee in styrofoam is against my religion. – Betsy Cañas Garmon
  • Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro
  • I like my coffee strong, not lethal! – M*A*S*H
  • Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. – Author Unknown
  • This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. – Old Vaudeville Joke



  • If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee! – Author Unknown
  • I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! – Author Unknown
  • Coffee in England is just toasted milk. – Author Unknown
  • In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running. – Jeff Bezos
  • Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. – Turkish Proverb
  • I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. – Carly Simon
  • Ultimate office automation — networked coffee machines. – Author Unknown
  • Herbal tea tastes so much better when it’s coffee. – Author Unknown
  • Coffee: The first peripheral! – Author Unknown
  • Coffee is not my cup of tea. – Author Unknown
  • Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee. – Author Unknown
  • Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams
  • I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot
  • Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
  • I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. – Author Unknown
  • Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal. – Terri Guillemets
  • Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other. – Terri Guillemets
  • Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis — a good hot cup of coffee. – Alexander King
  • Water is the most essential element of life, because without it you can’t make coffee. – Author Unknown
  • It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee! – Donna A. Favors
  • Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? – Author Unknown
  • All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person. – Author Unknown
  • Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. – Author unknown
  • I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black
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  • Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty. – Terri Guillemets
  • I just realized I’m not a morning person — I’m a coffee person. – Author Unknown
  • I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter. – Author Unknown
  • Coffee was a food in that house, not a drink. – Patricia Hampl
  • The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot. – Betty MacDonald
  • Don’t laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak. – Author Unknown



  • A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. – Paul Erdos
  • Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift
  • I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. – John Van Druten
  • Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
  • Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. – Alex Levine
  • I must get up. My coffee needs me. – Author Unknown
  • Ah well, a morning with weak coffee is still beaucoup better than a morning with no coffee. – Terri Guillemets
  • Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. – Author Unknown
  • No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. – Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
I hope you enjoyed these coffee quotes especially if you have enjoyed a cup of great coffee while you read the quotes. Coffee is healthy in certain quantities, but be careful not to overdo. Remember to share with others.

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