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Fat insultsFat insults can be quite brutal. Be aware of who you insult as you can make the person very upset. Obesity is a disease that is increasing every year. Some people simply can not lose weight because their bodies do not respond to diet and exercise as it should. Most people who are overweight are simply too lazy to change their unhealthy habits. But just because they are overweight, keep in mind that they also have feelings.

  • You’re so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.
  • At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn’t hit me in the face.
  • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
  • You’re so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit.



  • Behind every fat person there’s someone beautiful. No seriously, you’re in the way.
  • You’re so fat, you could sell shade.
  • Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?
  • Hey, you have somthing on your chin… no, the 3rd one down.
  • You’re so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
  • You’re so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
  • There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
  • I’ve been told that inside every fat person, there’s someone beautiful… I’m just wondering who the hell you ate?
  • You didn’t fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.
  • More Fat insults

  • When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
  • You’re so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
  • Just wait till you can’t fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?
  • Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!
  • You’re so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
  • You’re so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream “taxi”.
  • You’re so fat, a picture of you would fall off the wall!
  • You’re so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it’s still printing.
  • You look like a before picture.
  • I’m not saying you’re fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say “when”.
  • Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
  • You’re so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
  • You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!
  • When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
  • You have enough fat to make another human.
  • You’re so fat, your double chin has a double chin.



  • You’re so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
  • Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
  • People like you are the reason I work out.
  • Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
  • You’re so fat, if you got your shoes shined, you’d have to take their word for it!
  • You’re so fat, you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
  • The last 15 Fat insults

  • It ain’t over till the fat lady sings. I’m sorry to bring your mother into this.
  • You’re a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.
  • You’re so fat, you sweat gravy.
  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
  • You’re so fat, when you take a shower your feet don’t get wet!
  • You know you’re fat when no one has mentioned you’re also ginger.
  • You’re so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
  • You’re so fat your belly button has an echo echo echo…
  • You’re so fat your shadow casts a shadow.
  • I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
  • Get off your high horse! You’re too fat and the horse is in pain.
  • Every time someone calls you fat I get so depress I cut myself… a piece of cake.
  • You’re so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
  • You’re so fat, when you jump in the air, you get stuck!
  • You’re the reason they invented double doors!




I hope you liked these fat insults. I am working strongly to add many more insults of the same kind, so always have more to read. If you know a fat insults you think should be on this list, write me and I will set it up with your name as thanks.

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2 comments

  1. Your so fat, when you were reincarnated, you came back as 3 people

  2. Your so fat you went sun bathing in the ocean and it rose three feet

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