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Knock knock jokesKnock knock jokes is a bit different from other jokes. They do not really have a punch line, it more like an “call and response” with a pun in the last response. Nevertheless, they are funny, sweet and some pretty crazy. I got many of these jokes and will add more regularly. I hope you like these and will enjoy them as much as I do.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Viper.
    Viper who?
    Viper nose, it’s running!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Norma Lee.
    Norma Lee who?
    Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amos.
    Amos who?
    A mosquito bit me!



  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iowa.
    Iowa who?
    Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe help me with my homework?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Abbot.
    Abbot who?
    Abbot you don’t know who this is!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Merry.
    Merry who?
    Merry Christmas!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Ip!
    Ip who?
    You should really use the toilet.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    CD.
    CD who?
    CD guy on your doorstep?
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amos.
    Amos who?
    A mosquito bit me!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Iva.
    Iva who?
    I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Weevil
    Weevil who?
    Weevil weevil rock you.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Witches.
    Witches who?
    Witches the way home?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in?
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Radio.
    Radio who?
    Radio not, here I come!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anee.
    Anee, who?
    Anee one you like!
  • More Knock knock jokes

  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Broken pencil.
    Broken pencil who?
    Forget it—this joke is pointless.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A herd.
    A herd who?
    A herd you were home, so I came over!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked. Open up!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dozen.
    Dozen who?
    Dozen anybody want to let me in?
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream.
    Ice cream who?
    ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Needle.
    Needle who?
    Needle little money for the movies.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alex.
    Alex who?
    Hey, Alex the questions around here!



  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Henrietta.
    Henrietta who?
    Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ken.
    Ken who?
    Ken you let me in?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Avenue.
    Avenue who?
    Avenue knocked on this door before?
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    From.
    From who?
    Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up, it’s cold out here!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Will.
    Will who?
    Will you just open the door already?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Adore.
    Adore who?
    Adore is between us. Open up!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah good place we can get something to eat?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Otto.
    Otto who?
    Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    King Tut.
    King Tut who?
    King Tut-key fried chicken!
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    To.
    To who?
    No, to whom.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Howl.
    Howl who?
    Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Heidi.
    Heidi who?
    Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Robin.
    Robin who?
    Robin the piggy bank again.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Goat.
    Goat who?
    Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca.
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!



  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s There?
    Imma.
    Imma Who?
    Imma gettin’ old open the door!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Needle.
    Needle who?
    Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    H.
    H who?
    Bless you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s There?
    Impatient cow.
    Impatient cow wh-?
    Mooooo!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Alaska!
    Alaska who?
    Alaska my friend the question then!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Alec!
    Alec who?
    Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ahmed!
    Ahmed who?
    Ahmedeus Motzart!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Sadie.
    Sadie who?
    Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Aida!
    Aida who?
    Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!
  • Knock, knock,
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Razor!
    Razor who?
    Razor hands, this is a stick up!
  • Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
    Yes.
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hey, you didn’t remember me!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Claire.
    Claire who?
    Claire the way, I’m coming through!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Justin time for dinner.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Al!
    Al who?
    Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kirtch.
    Kirtch who?
    God bless you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke through the peep hole and find out.
  • Knock knock
    Whos there?
    The IRS. We are taking your house.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ivor.
    Ivor who?
    Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
  • Knock Knock.
    “Whos There?”
    UPS. Sign for this please.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nana.
    Nana who?
    Nana your business.



  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Armageddon!
    Armageddon who?
    Armageddon getting out of here!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Arfur.
    Arfur who?
    Arfur got!
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Moustache!
    Moustache who?
    I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
  • A lot more knock knock jokes

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Abby.
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday to you!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    The door.
    The door who?
    The door is locked, that’s why I knocked.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Sorry.
    Sorry who?
    Sorry wrong door.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Stopwatch!
    Stopwatch who?
    Stopwatch your doing and pay attention!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Soar.
    Soar who?
    Soar you gonna open the door or not?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Little girl.
    Little girl who?
    Little girl who can’t reach the doorbell.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go
    Cows go who?
    Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aida.
    Aida who?
    Aida sandwich for lunch today.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Etch.
    Etch who?
    Bless you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Scold.
    Scold who?
    Scold enough out here to go ice-skating.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Roach.
    Roach who?
    Roach you a letter, did you get it?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Heart!
    Heart who?
    Heart who hear you, speak louder!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Heaven!
    Heaven who?
    Heaven seen you in ages!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Heidi!
    Heidi who?
    Heidi-clare war on you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iona.
    Iona who?
    Iona new car!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hoo.
    Hoo who?
    Are you a owl?
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Ben.
    Ben who?
    Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Iris!
    Iris who?
    Iris you were here!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    R.U.N.
    R.U.N who?
    R U N the car yet?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Two knee.
    Two knee who?
    Two-knee fish!



  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Iran!
    Iran who?
    Iran over here to tell you this!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Alex.
    Alex who?
    Alex-plain later!
  • The last 20 Knock knock jokes

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I am.
    I am who?
    You mean you don’t know who you are?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Ooze!
    Ooze who?
    Ooze in charge round here!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Idk.
    idk who?
    No, i seriously forgot!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Isabell.
    Isabell who?
    Is a bell working?
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Marry.
    “Marry who?”
    Marry me.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    Your welcome!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Spell.
    Spell who?
    W-H-O
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie body home?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Tuna!
    Tuna who?
    Tuna piano and it’ll sound better!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Turin!
    Turin who?
    Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ketchup.
    Ketchup who?
    Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Snow!
    Snow who?
    Snow use, I’ve forgotten my key again!
  • Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jesus Jesus who?
    Jesus Christ open the door.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Althea.
    Althea who?
    Althea later alligator!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Watson.
    Watson who?
    What’s on tv tonight?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    I love Doctor!
    I love Doctor Who!
    That`s Your Answer!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cook.
    Cook who?
    Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dish is a nice place!
  • You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Friend: why?
    You: To get to the retards house.
    You: Knock Knock.
    Friend: Who’s there?
    You: The chicken.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

I hope you enjoyed these funny knock knock jokes. I will add more of them to this site regularly, so don’t forget to come back and laugh again. Remember to submit any jokes you know of, I appreciate all the help I can get.

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3 comments

  1. I think all the jokes are ok, they got me laughing but some could take certain ones the wrong way.

  2. fotology@fotology.dk

    Hey Julie

    Thanks for the comment. You are right of course, it’s pretty hard to make everyone happy. There will always be some that will be dissatisfied. Im glad though that I made you smile or laugh with these jokes.

    Have a great day.

    //Alex

  3. Nice and funny jokes. Since it is the beginning of the new year. I would like to wish you Happy New Year and i would also like to share a knock knock joke with you:
    Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Opportunity
    Do not be silly,
    opportunity does not knock twice

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