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Roses are red violets are blue jokes

Roses are red violets are blueRoses are red violets are blue are old king of poem, here we have made Roses are red violets are blue jokes that rhymes and have a funny or sweet endings. These jokes are very simple and easy to remember. You can learn them in no time and tell them to your friends or one you care about.

  • Roses are red
    tulips are black.
    You’d look great
    with a knife in your back.
  • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    I hate poems
    even more than I hate you.
  • Roses are okay
    violets are fine.
    You be the 6
    and I’ll be the 9.



  • Roses are red
    lemons are sour.
    Open your legs
    and give me an hour.
  • Roses are red
    violets are violet.
    Here is my number
    why don’t you dial it?
  • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    One ripped condom
    that caused you.
  • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    I cry myself to sleep
    masturbating to you.
  • More roses are red violets are blue jokes

  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I said it was me,
    It was actually you.
  • Roses are red
    that much is true.
    But violets are purple
    not freaking blue.
  • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    God made me sexy
    what happened to you?
  • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    You may not know this but
    I’m falling for you.
  • Roses are red
    violets are blue.
    I like spaghetti
    let’s get it on.
  • Roses are red
    black is black.
    Come to my house
    I’ll sell some crack.
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I’d rather be dead
    Than stuck with you!
  • Roses are grey
    Violets are grey
    I’m a dog.
  • Roses are red
    I have a phone
    Nobody texts me
    Forever Alone.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are cheaper
    If I leave silent voicemails
    Please don’t call me a creeper.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Porn hub is down
    Your mum’s facebook will do.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are violet
    You can be the cockpit
    And I’ll be the pilot.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’ve got genital warts
    Soon you will too.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Rhyming is hard
    Like I am for you.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your excuses are old, but
    This hammer is new.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Brown is the colour
    Of elephant poo.



  • The last 15 roses are red violets are blue jokes

  • Roses are red
    my name is dave.
    This makes no sense.
    Microwave.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This joke’s overused
    Your sister is too.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’m using my hand
    But I’m thinking of you.
  • Roses are red
    Grass is greener
    I think of you
    When I touch my weiner.
  • Violets are blue
    Roses are red
    We’re doing this backwards
    That’s what she said!.
  • Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    If I had a brick
    I’d throw it at you.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your webcam is on
    And I’m watching you.
  • Roses are brown
    Violets are brown
    Who shit in my garden?.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are glorious
    Don’t try to surprise
    Oscar Pistorius.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    What I thought was vaseline
    Turned out to be glue!
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Who is your daddy?
    And what does he do?
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Most nights I masturbate
    To pictures of you.
  • Roses are red
    stars are in space
    you look better
    if I shit on your face.
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have five fingers
    but tonight you’ll get two.
  • Roses are red
    dead ones are gray.
    Now you really must tell me
    does your mom know your gay?




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10 comments

  1. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Dumpsters are black
    Just like you too.

  2. Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Faces like yours belong in a zoo
    Dont worry ill be there too
    But not in the cage laughing at u

  3. the first one is funny

  4. Roses Are red, that fact is true, violets are purple, not fucking blue

  5. Roses or green
    Violets or pink
    I am dumb
    Don’t you think?

  6. Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilted, the violets are dead. The sugars gone lumpy and so has your head.

  7. roses are red
    violets are blue
    girl if you were a bugger
    i would pick you

  8. Roses are red violets are blue I would kiss you even if you have the flu.

  9. My Fave is:
    Roses are red
    Violets are purple
    You’re as sweet as Maple Syruple

  10. Roses are red
    Violets are blue-ish
    Hitler used ovens
    To burn the jewish

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