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Short jokesHere you will find short quotes given to us by leaders, wise those who have lived their lives out to the full. Short quotes are inspiring, motivating, gives you some understanding of life and they are very easy to remember.

  • There is a natural aristocracy among men. The grounds of this are virtue and talents.
  • The power of imagination makes us infinite.
  • You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder.
  • All our words from loose using have lost their edge.



  • In teaching others we teach ourselves.
  • Never steal. The government hates competition.
  • God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created mothers.
  • Don’t regret the past, just learn from it.
  • Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
  • Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
  • Life is trying things to see if they work.
  • Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
  • Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
  • Everything you can imagine is real.
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  • Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
  • Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another time.
  • Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.
  • Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience.
  • Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
  • Men are born to succeed, not fail.
  • Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
  • One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
  • Whatever you are, be a good one.
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
  • Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
  • May you live every day of your life.
  • Smile. It confuses people.
  • In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on.
  • If you have never failed you have never lived.



  • Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
  • And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
  • Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
  • Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
  • Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship, never.
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  • It is never too late to be what you might have been.
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
  • Love is a serious mental disease.
  • Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
  • I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again!
  • The one who loves least controls the relationship.
  • We become what we think about.
  • I still miss my ex – But guess what? My Aim is getting better.
  • Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward.
  • Hope is a waking dream.
  • All guys hate the words DON’T and STOP unless they’re put together.
  • Action is the foundational key to all success.
  • Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.
  • Breakdowns can create breakthroughs. Things fall apart so things can fall together.
  • Never, never, never give up.
  • Life is Short – Talk Fast!
  • Teachers open the door but you must walk through it yourself.
  • The best revenge is massive success.
  • Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?
  • A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.



  • If you dream it, you can do it.
  • Save water and shower together.
  • Chose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
  • Turn your wounds into wisdom.
  • If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it?
  • You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
  • Believe you can and you’re halfway there.
  • When nothing goes right, Go left.
  • The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.
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  • A jug fills drop by drop.
  • Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
  • A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.
  • Do one thing every day that scares you.
  • Good girls ar bad girls that aren’t caught.
  • The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.
  • If not us, who? If not now, when?
  • If you fail to prepare, then prepare to fail.
  • True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
  • To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
  • When life gives you lemons. Squirt it in your enemies eyes!
  • I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
  • I can, therefore I am.
  • Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
  • Men never remember, but women never forget.




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