Hello fellow Star wars fans. Well maybe not a fan, but if your seen the movies then you know waht I’m talking about. Here you’ll find a great list with funny star wars jokes. If you did not see the movies or read some of the books, these jokes probably wont make you laught. Well Get on with it!
- Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
Because he has a green thumb.
- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
- Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
He always choked.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
I yam your father.
- Why didn’t Yoda have body odor?
He wore de-yoda-rant.
- How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
In the Sith Grade.
- Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
Because a Jedi must have patience.
- What’s Boba Fett’s favourite Christmas tune?
Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way…
- What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
- What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster?
Time to get a new blaster!
- How is Ducktape like the Force?
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
- What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
- Where did Luke Skywalker buy a new arm?
At the second-hand store.
- Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because he’s always making new friends!
- Why is a Jedi knight never lonely?
Because the force is always with him.
- Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
At the Darth Maul, of course.
- Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?
He always has the forks with him.
- What do you call a nervous Jedi?
- What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
- What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
- Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?
Grand Moff Turkeyn
- Which Jedi was also a pasty chef?
- What do Gungans put things in?
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
- Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?
Obi Wan Baloney.
- What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?
- What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
- What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
- What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
- What do sand people use to find their enemies?
- Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
- What do you call a 3rd grade Gungan?
- What position did Yoda play in baseball?
- What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Game of Clones.
- What do you call a Mexican jedi?
- What do you call Mexican Jedi apprentice?
- Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
So he could MEAT his destiny.
- Which Jedi became a rock star?
Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
- Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?
Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
- Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?
He needed a bank clone!
- What was Jango’s favorite pasta?
- Why does Leia wear buns on her head?
In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
- What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos?
- What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
Do well, you will do!
- What do you call two suns fighting each other?
- Which Jedi loved to eat corn?
- What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applase?
A Hand Solo!
- What do you call a pirate droid?
- What do you call a female Mandalorian?
- Who tries to be a Jedi?
- How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
- What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
- What do Whipids say when they kiss?
- Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
- What kind of car takes you to a Jedi?
- Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?
He stepped on Ant-hillies.
- What do you call it when a wookie gets to play the guitar alone onstage?
A Han Solo.
- What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?
- Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?
- What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
A bow TIE.
- How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
Two, but I don’t know how they got in it.
- Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?
To get to the other side.
- Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?
To get to the other dementia.
- Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?
Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
- What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?
An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
- What’s the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
- Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?
Because they always end up in a Tie.
- Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?
Because they were too BOOT-iful!
- Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
- Why did Yoda cross the road?
Because the chickens Forced him to.
- As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?
“When You Wish Upon A Death Star”.
- What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?
- What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
- How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
With a woo-key.
- Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?
So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
- Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
The ship might crack up.
- Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?
Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
- What is a jedi’s favorite toy?
- Why was the droid angry?
People kept pushing its buttons.
- Have you tried the gluten-free wookiee treats?
I heard they are a little Chewy.
- What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?
It gets wet.
- How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the Dark Side.
- What’s a Rebel’s favourite TV talent show?
- Why do vornksrs stop slowly?
They’re afraid of whiplash.
- “Let’s watch ‘Star Wars’!” Tom said forcefully.
- What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
- What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
Time to get a new chronometer.
- What do you call a fight between film actors?
- How does Luke Skywalker always know what he’s getting for his birthday?
He feels the presence.
- Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
Because he’s always a little short.
- What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
- How many Sith’s does it take to change a light bulb?
None – they like it on the dark side!
- How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?
None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
- What do you need to reroute droids?
- Does R2D2 have any brothers?
No. Only transisters.
- What do Jedi use to view PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
- What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?
- Why did Darth Vader go to the music store?
To find the hidden rebel bass.
- Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke’s having trouble.
Finally, Obi-Wan says, “Use the forks, Luke.”
- How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?
He’d Wedge himself in.
- What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
May the floss be with you.
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